ZHIZA Bank
A crypto bank in a bathrobe. No hope, but full of soul.
While others promise a “future”, we’re honest:
our life is just like yours — painful, slow, and behind a CAPTCHA.
But at least it’s real.
our life is just like yours — painful, slow, and behind a CAPTCHA.
But at least it’s real.
The first meme-bank in a bathrobe
Crypto. Pain. Bathrobe. Welcome to ZHIZA Bank — a bank that doesn’t lie.
No promises of “comfort” or “reliability” here.
Just you, your tokens, and the philosophy of survival.
No promises of “comfort” or “reliability” here.
Just you, your tokens, and the philosophy of survival.
What we offer:
- ZHIZAvr’s Personal Account (ZHZA)
Deposits that still feel kind of pointless.
- ZHIZA Card
Physical or virtual.
Pay with $ZHZA anywhere you like — especially for shawarma and merch.
Supports BNB, ZHZA and pain.
- ZHZA EX — Exchange
Buy, swap, lose.
Rates jump like life itself. But stylishly.
- NFT Portfolio
Store your Zhizavrs with respect.
Even our dumplings are in tokens.
- Meme Lending
Loans secured by tears.
You return it — great. You don’t — still ZHIZA.
Why Us?
ZHIZA Bank — your last bank before total surrender.
But with vibes and a bathrobe.
But with vibes and a bathrobe.
No KYC. No faith. Just crypto
24/7 Support
Transparent Fees. You’ll see rock bottom clearly.
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About the $ZHZA Meme
Born not as a token. But as the truth.
It didn’t start with a blockchain.
It started with exhaustion, irony, and cold tea.
That’s when Zhizavr was born. Green. Grumpy. In a bathrobe.
Staring into the screen and into the void.
The meme appeared in chats — a symbol of people who know too well what pain is.
Then a token joined the meme. Not for hype. For unity.
So everyone who felt $ZHZA could hold it in their wallet.
Born not as a token. But as the truth.
It didn’t start with a blockchain.
It started with exhaustion, irony, and cold tea.
That’s when Zhizavr was born. Green. Grumpy. In a bathrobe.
Staring into the screen and into the void.
The meme appeared in chats — a symbol of people who know too well what pain is.
Then a token joined the meme. Not for hype. For unity.
So everyone who felt $ZHZA could hold it in their wallet.
What is it for?
$ZHZA is not an investment.
It’s the embodiment of fatigue, memes, self-irony and crypto-awareness.
This token is for those who:
$ZHZA is not an investment.
It’s the embodiment of fatigue, memes, self-irony and crypto-awareness.
This token is for those who:
- Have stared into the charts and seen not growth, but the reflection of their soul
- Have worn a robe longer than any bullrun
- Know that “life in Zhiza” is a style, a philosophy, a diagnosis.
Why?
- To unite those who are “in the pain” — the OG community of Zhizavrs, NFTs, merch, quotes and vibes
- To laugh at the pain — because it exists. And laughter is all we’ve got left
- To be part of something bigger — $ZHZA is not just a meme. It’s crypto-philosophy in a bathrobe.
$ZHZA — the meme-coin for those who understood everything.
We don’t promise Lambos. We promise bathrobes.
We don’t build bridges to the metaverse.
We build a bridge out of pain.
We don’t build bridges to the metaverse.
We build a bridge out of pain.
$ZHZA is:
Technical details:
What’s $ZHZA for?
$ZHZA IS REAL.
- A token on BNB Chain
- A symbol of fatigue, memes, and real crypto culture
- Robe philosophy for every OG Zhizavr
Technical details:
- Network: BNB Smart Chain (BEP-20)
- Token address: bscscan.com
- Supply: 420,690,000,000,000 $ZHZA
- Liquidity: Locked. Robes stay on.
- Contract verified. Pain is official.
What’s $ZHZA for?
- For memes
- For Zhizavr NFTs
- For buying robes, dumplings, and your own self
- For philosophy — when the market’s dead but belief in the robe remains.
$ZHZA IS REAL.
Order your $ZHZA Card
The $ZHZA card is a meme souvenir card. But that’s temporary!
$ZHZA — a meme, a token, and a reflection of life
In a robe. With a cup. And with you.
